I had a dream once, in it I watched something shaped like a newly anointed woman dressed in a deranged cheerleader outfit inexplicably glitch across the room toward me. My partner woke me, I had been making strangled noises in my sleep. It had taken several moments to rouse me and they wanted to know what the hell was wrong with me. I don't know why I thought of that, anyways...

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