Collection: Tees

Nobody likes a vague disclaimer, but who doesn't love a sly reference (or two)? Where else can every miss be a total hit?        Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee  

She coils. She sheds. She starts anew. She nurtures. She provides. She gives. She sheds you too. Thats how she lives.        Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee  

Is it fate? Destiny? A mystical convergence? Or merely chance? How keen.         Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee  

You ever catch a little ditty? Six days a week, laced up and warming a sample.        Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee  

Why doesn't McNeal just rip the judges head off?        Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee  

Frivolity? Costumes? Book? Witches brew?  One way or the other, I put a spell on you.        Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee  

Yes my pretty, buy the precious.        Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee  

I had a dream once, in it I watched something shaped like a newly anointed woman dressed in a deranged cheerleader outfit inexplicably glitch across the room toward me. My partner woke me, I had been making strangled noises in my sleep. It had taken several moments to rouse me and they wanted to know what the hell was wrong with me. I don't know why I thought of that, anyways...        Ships free.* Always. No minimums. No codes. • Unisex, Midweight 100% cotton tee